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Animal Tail Replacement

A cartoon animal shopping for a replacement tail at a store

Where does an animal go if it loses its tail?

A retailer!

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Word Nerd Approved

Did You Know?

"Retailer" sounds like "re-tailer" - someone who adds tails! A retailer is a store that sells goods to consumers. Some animals like lizards can regrow their tails through regeneration. The retail industry is one of the largest employment sectors globally. Animal tails serve many purposes including balance, communication, and swatting insects. The word "retail" comes from French "retailler" meaning "to cut off a piece!"